Conclusively frustrating

ME:
I am now frustrated and inconclusively pregnant.

or not.

inconclusive either way.

GABE:
you should conclusify

ME:
I took a test at the doctor's office because they're free and more accurate, right?

Well they gave me a number to call in 45 minutes for the results. Ugh! I just wanted to know in 5 minutes!

45 min later I called and the nurse said that it wasn't in the system yet and she would call me back.

Never happened. Close of business.

Then this morning I called and kept getting routed from person to person and then back to the original number I called.

GABE:
fun!

ME:
After 30 minutes of no luck I decided to try online only to find out I have to wait for a password to be mailed to me in 9-10 business days.

So I called again. Another 30 minutes being transferred back to the original number I called. UGH!!!

FINALLY I talked to someone who was willing to NOT transfer me, but walked to the correct office instead.

She returned with the results.

Inconclusive.

I can pee in a cup again in 48 hours.

GABE:
sounds like an at-home test would be easier

ME:
Definitely.

I'm getting one tonight.

I'm way too moody and tired to deal with that again.

Don't mess with Reffin today.

but at least I know I can repeat the fun if I so desire. LOL.

GABE:
I think you should repeat the fun.