Monday, May 18, 2009

There's a difference, people!

Ok, for those of you who don't know - There is a difference between fat shirts and pregnancy shirts. I know it's hard to believe but a pregnant woman is not necessarily fat and believe it or not, those shirts still look big even if she's 9 months pregnant!

It's all about the cut. Pregnancy clothing is designed to fit a woman who (for the most part) is only big in the tummy (and boobs, we can't forget those). Extra-large shirts are designed for extra large people, who (for the most part) are extra large everywhere.

Please don't give me the clothes you once wore when you were overweight or in a grunge baggy phase thinking that they'd look great on me. Trust me, even right before my due date, I'd still feel like I was swimming in that shirt.

Thank you.

P.S. I might be hormonally pregnant today. Try giving me the shirt tomorrow. Better yet, let's just forget the whole thing ever happened.

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